"I Choked"



I didn't do it. I choked back the tears

and didn't sleep a wink last night.

Definition found in 1: "I laughed so hard

I choked on my spit!" Bottom line: my

frou-frou bottled water, my fanatical

apathy ruined my life.

Other people lose jobs = I make money.

Holdsclaw: I think I shed a tear--

oops--I think I choked her,

a little dark joint winking

in the dark warm narcotic American night.

Here's a tale of the annual company barbeque:

you sucked, i choked on an undercooked

mailing list. That's

what lack of Baan work does to you.

It looks like a really trashy

hotel infested your new layout.

Sweet Jesus, I choked on a cookie!!

Well, when it came time to use the knowledge

that I thought had been firmly ingrained in my head,

on my first real day as a Dartmouth student,

ready to get ya jugglar vein slit/ your now dealin with

the scallop at the eat off.

I choked on a radish and the radish

had no name.